fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations

neilpatrickharry:

pancakebatters:

I  just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out  through songs” 

i find it hilarious that it worked

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

fourlittlehobbits:

when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween

expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

paulinegrint:

straight-befor-tate:

i-loaf-jhutch:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.